A brief aside about columns, since I didn't really offer any substantive thought in my rush to win the race last week.
"Good artists copy. Great artists steal." - Picasso
It should go without saying that the past is all around us. After all, the instant after something happens, it's already there. But, really, the past is inescapable. Just look at all those old Facebook posts you made in middle school. You could delete those now that you realize how cringe-worthy they were, but is anything really gone on the internet? Probably not. So, what are we left to do? Consign ourselves to this appalling fate? Or, rather, might we revel in it, own up to what was before, and move on?
Don't misunderstand me. I'm not asking all of you to dig up your most embarrassing posts and relive them just to prove some point about "getting past the past." But, rather, when we think about the moments before right now, we needn't worry about trying to erase everything the minute they are out of date. After all, a majority of the past doesn't exist on Facebook. A majority of the past doesn't even involve you!
The past is a sort of bank of ideas, that it only requires the power of memory to pull from and apply to something new. Think about the Picasso quote above. What he's saying is that good ideas come from people rehashing something from that bank. In fact, all ideas do! It's impossible to keep from doing it. There's nothing new under the sun. Every idea has some basis in something that came before. However, the best ideas come from somebody stealing from that bank, making the idea so fully theirs that its original thinker can no longer even control it.
What does all this have to do with columns, though? I do drag on, I'll admit, but what I'm getting at is the notion of homage. Paying respects. Making a nod to the past in new endeavor. Why do people pay homage, really? You could trot out that old notion of doing it as honorific to the people who came before you. That is, to quote more dead folk, "If I have seen further, it is by standing upon the shoulders of giants" (-Sir Isaac Newton). We want to give our due respects before we take singular credit for something; everybody deserves their fair share. Or, perhaps, it's more of an idea of transparency, saying that this is somebody who influenced me and I want everybody who looks at what I've done to see that. Again, giving credit to those who accidentally involved themselves in a project by doing something before.
But, I think we can see something more playful in the act of homage than any of that. Have you ever heard
the wilhelm scream in a movie? You almost certainly have, though you may not realize it. Editor after editor have cut it into their movies, and not because it represents some "ideal of screaming." Neither is it just to pay honor to the movie it came from, a 1951 western called
Distant Drums. Instead, it's the filmmakers sharing a sort of joke with each other, the unofficial badge of honor it is to recognize and hide in your work the thing that has popped up in over 200 different films and TV shows today. It's the same with the Konami code, a cheat code popularized in the video game
Contra (because the game was next to impossible without it). It started as a necessary piece of testing software that was meant to be removed upon release, and now it exists in a plethora of games and websites wishing to show off a joke to be made that only a select few might understand.
So, back to the point, the columns around campus. Clearly, due to the select nature of columns (only 5 orders), any usage of them is implicit homage. You can't
not know where it's coming from. But, did the architects who built them intend them as some sort of architect in-joke, pieces of trivia to be doled out in field trips? Well, no, not exactly. But they aren't merely saying that all good ideas come from the Greeks, either.
Unfortunately, I don't have a picture on hand of the columns gracing the entrance to Lincoln Hall, so you'll have to take my word on the descriptions, but see for yourself another time. They are, for lack of a better word, a little funky. They have a base, and a sort of capital with no volutes, and so are probably best described as Tuscan, but, they look a little off. For one thing, the capitals aren't the geometric paragons of perfection we see on buildings like Talbot Lab or Uni High. Instead, they are, in a sense, half there. The capital is formed by this round piece with a jagged edge, that juts in and out around the circle. It's not typical, for sure.
So why do it? Well, it conveys two ideas. One, the notion of the past kept alive, in the sense that the column can be described as Tuscan. But, more importantly, two, the notion of change. It's not insignificant that Lincoln Hall was very recently renovated. Walking inside, we see the grand entrance that feels like a temple, right next to a much more contemporary looking sitting area for lounging and working in. The columns on Lincoln Hall tell us both that the past is upheld, but that we seek to try new things with it as well.
And so it goes with the columns all around campus, though less obviously. There is the grand impression that the knowledge to be passed down in the halls so magnificently adorned by these great pillars is ages-old. However, no knowledge is perfectly right forever. Even Newton, quoted above, was wrong about things, though less so than those who came before him. And that is the second meaning of the columns, the more jokey-joke reason behind them. We want to show off how we can work these old things into our new designs. We want to show off how we can rework those old ideas of people like Newton or Descartes and make something new, worthy on its own. There is the past, yes, but also the idea of the future.